To my dear Family Laugh n Laugh the entre day ...Fwd: Happy Reading

My friend sent me this

Put the images on in this email as all jokes are in images

Cheers

Pankaj

On Sat, Jul 14, 2012 at 12:24 PM, quasim Bookwala <quasim52@gmail.com> wrote:

Subject:  Happy Reading

1. God - Beta, mannat ( Wish )maang.
 
Man - Please mujhe phir se unmarried kara do.
 
God - Beta 'mannat' maangne ko kaha hai, "Jannat" ( heaven ) nahi !
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2. There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened !
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3. Puri LIFE ko Sudhaarne k liye ek WIFE kafi hai,
Par ek WIFE ko sudhaarne k liye puri LIFE bhi kam hai, -
Swami Dukhiya Nandji.
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4. Wives are magicians.
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They can change anything into an argument
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5. Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?

A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied: Women don't have a wife!
 
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Regards,




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